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Label Fail

I love the Fail blog.
I always go back thinking I will rise above it – but it gets me every time. It is so funny.

Here are some great fail labels that I found. Too too funny.

Here’s the first catch of the day:

Feel like some "frozen baby"?

And if you were thinking of going hunting for some baby, here’s  the bait recommended by experts:

"baby bait"

Here’s a last one of food labels that we really liked:

Maybe I could get away with eating this instead of going to the gym in the morning...

"masculine salad"

This is a classic allergy advice label for those nut fans/potential hospital cases out there.

What would you do if you saw this label on your toasted pine nuts?

see "Allergy advice"

This is an excellent instructional label. Just for those who aren’t sure how to imbibe liquid sensibly…

"Warning: Drink then Swallow"

 

And yes, do you think that this sherry comes from Spain or France?

I really like what this commenter said

"As soon as I saw the picture, I got the impression that it’s bottled in France.
Hence, the sherry was made in Spain, while the air in the top is from France.
In our museum of modern arts in Stockholm, we have a work of art that contains a bottle of air from Paris, so it’s not as strange as it may sound."

This guy must understand conceptual art.

I think it could lead to a whole new way of thinking for fusion cocktails!...

"Product of France, Product of Spain"

And lastly, just in case you wanted that ultimate remover.

This baby can remove anything that it is confronted with – like your next door neighbor, or your bratty sister, try this waterproof eye and lip remover for size.

But don’t just take my word for it, have a go!

"Lip and Eye Remover"

And here are some funny quotes in case you ever need a joke up your sleeve:

Caution: Never drive with the cover on your windshield
Automobile Windshield cover

Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish
Dog Shampoo

Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.
Rubber Ball

Directions: Use like regular soap
Dial soap

Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Children's cough medicine

Do not eat toner.
Laser Printer Cartridge

Do not light the flame near the face.
Cigarette Lighter

Do not pour liquids into your television set.
Television Owner’s Manual

Do not turn upside down. (printed on bottom of the box)
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert

Do not use for drying pets.
Microwave Oven

Don’t let your company have a label fail. Go with food labeling experts you can trust.